The Thermodynamics Tutor

For two months I have noticed,
That your marks have not gone unnoticed!
In nice way you have shown your peers,
Easy methods to make arrears.

Staying isolated from classes,
And bunking with friends in masses,
It is never a wonder to know,
That your COP is so low!

Interchanging nozzles with diffuser,
Tell me, is there a better confuser?
All your marks remain quasi-static
So, your case is indeed problematic!

Ah! Damned that God may be,
Who maketh a creature like thee,
With body as large as a tree,
And brains smaller than a pea!

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The student replies slowly:

Go on Sir, I will wait;
I can see you are in a super heated state
But by releasing all your stored energy,
You cannot establish your prophecy!

For, it may be true
My mind is not saturated with information,
And is in volatile condition,
But then,
At least its quality is high!

It is also true,
That at the end of the day,
The first year is the critical point,
But again, there is no way,
My CGPA is less than the triple point!

Sir, I believe in an open system.
I believe in equilibrium.

Every person is good in few things,
And bad with rest,
Which to me sounds fair and just!

And if you expect us to be good in everything,
You are deceived,
For ideality can’t be achieved!

Then why all this
Absolute pressure to gauge a student-
When you know it is not very prudent?

Ah! Damned that God must be,
Who createth a teacher like thee,
With brains as large as it can be,
And cant understand a genius like me!!

...Guess whatever happened next!!!